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		<title>Sri Lanka&#8217;s first &#34;porn shop&#34; ( Non-NSFW, Nothing related to porn)</title>
		<link>http://kill3rmedia.com/blog/humor/sri-lankas-first-porn-shop-non-nsfw-nothing-related-to-porn</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 12:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>buddhi</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Sri Lanka]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RoD73m-wy3I/AAAAAAAAACs/yfPw31V5Ae0/s1600-h/pornshop.jpg" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/http://bp0.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RoD73m-wy3I/AAAAAAAAACs/yfPw31V5Ae0/s1600-h/pornshop.jpg');" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" rel="lightbox[14]"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080337312449088370" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RoD73m-wy3I/AAAAAAAAACs/yfPw31V5Ae0/s320/pornshop.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Again, you got to be able to read &#8220;Sinhala&#8221; language to understand this joke.. Its not realated to pornography anyway</p>
<p>(picture is not taken by myself, just received through an email)</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RoD73m-wy3I/AAAAAAAAACs/yfPw31V5Ae0/s1600-h/pornshop.jpg" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/http://bp0.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RoD73m-wy3I/AAAAAAAAACs/yfPw31V5Ae0/s1600-h/pornshop.jpg');" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" rel="lightbox[14]"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5080337312449088370" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RoD73m-wy3I/AAAAAAAAACs/yfPw31V5Ae0/s320/pornshop.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Again, you got to be able to read &#8220;Sinhala&#8221; language to understand this joke.. Its not realated to pornography anyway</p>
<p>(picture is not taken by myself, just received through an email)</p>
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		<title>Dry Joke</title>
		<link>http://kill3rmedia.com/blog/humor/dry-joke</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 04:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>buddhi</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Sinhala]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RnGXbm-wy0I/AAAAAAAAACU/XO7XTQGkfVA/s1600-h/DSC00056.JPG" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/http://bp1.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RnGXbm-wy0I/AAAAAAAAACU/XO7XTQGkfVA/s1600-h/DSC00056.JPG');" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" rel="lightbox[10]"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5076004755599313730" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RnGXbm-wy0I/AAAAAAAAACU/XO7XTQGkfVA/s320/DSC00056.JPG" border="0" alt="" /></a>Apparently the person who drew the board forgot to put the &#8220;push bike&#8221; first and  then ran out of space</p>
<p>(You got to be able to read Sinhalese as well as got to have a twisted mind as mine to make&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RnGXbm-wy0I/AAAAAAAAACU/XO7XTQGkfVA/s1600-h/DSC00056.JPG" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/http://bp1.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RnGXbm-wy0I/AAAAAAAAACU/XO7XTQGkfVA/s1600-h/DSC00056.JPG');" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" rel="lightbox[10]"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5076004755599313730" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RnGXbm-wy0I/AAAAAAAAACU/XO7XTQGkfVA/s320/DSC00056.JPG" border="0" alt="" /></a>Apparently the person who drew the board forgot to put the &#8220;push bike&#8221; first and  then ran out of space</p>
<p>(You got to be able to read Sinhalese as well as got to have a twisted mind as mine to make a joke from this)</p>
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		<title>Fussy dog (muffins only, please)</title>
		<link>http://kill3rmedia.com/blog/family-friends-myself/fussy-dog-muffins-only-please</link>
		<comments>http://kill3rmedia.com/blog/family-friends-myself/fussy-dog-muffins-only-please#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2007 06:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>buddhi</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Family, Friends & Myself]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Dogs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RnGQoG-wyzI/AAAAAAAAACM/lyjgoWqrpuQ/s1600-h/DSC00048.JPG" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/http://bp3.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RnGQoG-wyzI/AAAAAAAAACM/lyjgoWqrpuQ/s1600-h/DSC00048.JPG');" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" rel="lightbox[9]"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5075997273766284082" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RnGQoG-wyzI/AAAAAAAAACM/lyjgoWqrpuQ/s320/DSC00048.JPG" border="0" alt="" /></a>I was walking on the platform because I had to wait another 30 minutes for the train. I saw this lovely dog and thought of buying <span style="font-style: italic;">breakfast</span> for her. but she just sniffed the bun I fed and ran back to&#8230;</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RnGQoG-wyzI/AAAAAAAAACM/lyjgoWqrpuQ/s1600-h/DSC00048.JPG" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview('/outbound/article/http://bp3.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RnGQoG-wyzI/AAAAAAAAACM/lyjgoWqrpuQ/s1600-h/DSC00048.JPG');" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" rel="lightbox[9]"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5075997273766284082" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_xAlym0Ykss4/RnGQoG-wyzI/AAAAAAAAACM/lyjgoWqrpuQ/s320/DSC00048.JPG" border="0" alt="" /></a>I was walking on the platform because I had to wait another 30 minutes for the train. I saw this lovely dog and thought of buying <span style="font-style: italic;">breakfast</span> for her. but she just sniffed the bun I fed and ran back to me wagging her tail!</p>
<p>then a guy who&#8217;s working at railway station told me that she only eats muffins (privileged to be fussy, which I lack myself). I bought her two muffins and I could see she&#8217;s filled with joy and started munching after giving me a grateful grin.</p>
<p>luckily <span style="font-style: italic;">dogs</span> can earn their breakfast with <span style="font-style: italic;">charm</span>! (and with the stupid look in their face)</p>
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